🗳️ Fitness Czar Election – Action Hero Candidates

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger – “The Austrian Oak”

• Campaign slogan: “Pump Iron, Not Fear.”
• Platform: Universal gym memberships, mandatory flexing breaks, and teaching kids the art of the bicep curl.

2. Sylvester Stallone – “The Italian Stallion”

• Slogan: “Yo, fitness is for everyone!”
• Platform: Boxing gyms on every corner, jogging up stairs becomes a national pastime.

3. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Slogan: “Can you smell what the Fitness Czar is cooking?”
• Platform: Cheat days are national holidays, daily motivation speeches required in schools.

4. Jean-Claude Van Damme – “The Muscles from Brussels”

• Slogan: “Splits for all, discipline for life.”
• Platform: Stretching programs in every workplace, martial arts in schools.

5. Bruno Jukic

• Slogan: “Pain is only weakness leaving the body”
• Platform: Mind-spirit-body unity, fitness through food.

6. Chuck Norris

• Slogan: “Fitness doesn’t make Chuck Norris strong. Chuck Norris makes fitness strong.”
• Platform: Roundhouse kick cardio classes.

7. Jackie Chan

• Slogan: “Train with fun, stay young.”
• Platform: Parkour gyms and stunt-based fitness classes.

8. Hugh Jackman (Wolverine)

• Slogan: “Heal fast, train hard.”
• Platform: Full-body regeneration workouts.

9. Jason Statham

• Slogan: “No excuses, just results.”
• Platform: Functional strength and street survival training.

10. Joe Rogan

• Slogan: “Flex your way to freedom!”
• Platform: High-energy UFC-fitness combos with positive vibes mandatory.

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JCJ’s Ballot 📝