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Scene: Hulk Hogan’s private gym, where the centerpiece is a gleaming hot tub bubbling gently, set to the perfect lukewarm temperature as prescribed by JCJ. Hogan stands over it, holding a small jar of telomerase powder, looking both intrigued and skeptical. JCJ leans casually against a nearby bench, arms crossed, with a mischievous grin.
Hulk Hogan: (staring at the jar) So, this is it, huh? Telomerase powder. The secret sauce to turn back the clock. Brother, this stuff sounds like somethin’ out of a sci-fi movie.
JCJ: (grinning) It kinda is, Hogan. Think of it as a little sprinkle of cellular magic. You want to keep those old wrestling wounds from catching up with you? This is your golden ticket.
Hogan: (raising an eyebrow) And you’re tellin’ me I just throw this in the tub?
JCJ: (nodding, stepping closer) That’s right. Like a witch’s cauldron, brother. Toss it in, let it dissolve, and let the magic do its thing.
Hogan: (hesitant) You sure about this? I mean, I’ve tried a lot of crazy stuff in my time, but this feels like somethin’ out of Harry Potter.
JCJ: (laughing) Trust me, Hulkster. This isn’t hocus-pocus—it’s science. Telomerase helps protect your DNA, keeps your cells from aging too fast. Mix it with the healing minerals in the tub, and you’ve got yourself a rejuvenation station.
Hogan: (stroking his mustache) Hmm. Sounds like somethin’ Vince would’ve sold as a gimmick back in the day. “Step right up and soak your troubles away!”
JCJ: (smirking) Yeah, but this ain’t a gimmick, Hogan. This is the real deal. You wanna keep flexin’ those 24-inch pythons and droppin’ leg drops without breakin’ a hip? Then trust the process.
Hogan: (finally unscrewing the jar) Alright, brother. Let’s do this. (He sprinkles the powder into the tub, watching as it swirls and dissolves into the water.)
JCJ: (clapping his hands) That’s it! Now, give it a few minutes to work its magic.
Hogan: (grinning) You’re sure I’m not gonna come outta there with green skin or somethin’?
JCJ: (laughing) Nah, but you might feel like you just stepped outta 1985.
Hogan: (rolling his shoulders, already looking forward to the soak) Well, brother, if this works, you’re gonna be the MVP of the New Order of Wrestling.
JCJ: (grinning) Just make sure to leave room in the tub for the rest of the legends. They’re gonna need it, too.
Narrator: As Hogan lowers himself into the bubbling, telomerase-infused water, a look of relaxation and hope crosses his face. JCJ watches with a knowing smile, his plan for reviving the legends of wrestling one soak at a time already in motion. In this makeshift cauldron of healing, the past and future of wrestling begin to merge, one bubble at a time.
Scene: The kitchen of Hulk Hogan’s Florida mansion, where the Hulkster is blending a smoothie packed with bananas, protein powder, and spinach. JCJ sits at the counter, sipping coffee, watching Hogan skeptically eye a small jar of telomerase powder on the counter.
Hulk Hogan: (holding up the jar) Alright, brother, you’re tellin’ me I’m supposed to drink this stuff now?
JCJ: (nodding, leaning back) Yep. Forget the hot tub for a second. If you want to feel the effects from the inside out, you gotta put it in your smoothie.
Hogan: (raising an eyebrow) You sure about this? I mean, I’ve done a lot of wild things to stay in shape, but drinkin’ DNA powder? Sounds like somethin’ outta Vince’s playbook.
JCJ: (grinning) Trust me, Hogan. Telomerase works best when it’s in your system. Helps keep your cells young, repairs the damage. You wanna keep flexin’ and droppin’ leg drops without hearin’ your knees scream? This is the way.
Hogan: (sighing, opening the jar) Alright, brother, but if I start glowin’ in the dark, you’re gonna hear about it.
JCJ: (laughing) You’ll be fine. Just a teaspoon, mix it in with all that other healthy stuff you’ve got goin’ on there.
Hogan: (carefully measuring out a teaspoon and adding it to the blender) A teaspoon, huh? Feels like I’m makin’ a potion here.
JCJ: (mock serious) You kinda are. The Hulkster’s Fountain of Youth Smoothie.
Hogan: (grinning as he turns on the blender) Alright, let’s see what this magic powder can do.
(The blender whirs loudly, mixing the powder into the smoothie. Hogan pours the concoction into a tall glass and holds it up, examining it like a mad scientist.)
Hogan: (sniffing the glass) Smells… normal.
JCJ: (smirking) It’s not supposed to taste like anything. It’s what it does that counts.
Hogan: (taking a big sip, pausing, then nodding) Huh. Not bad. Kinda tastes like a regular smoothie.
JCJ: (grinning) Told you. Now give it a few days, and you’ll feel the difference.
Hogan: (finishing the glass) Alright, brother, if this works, I’m gonna owe you big time.
JCJ: (leaning forward) Just remember, Hogan, it’s not about what you owe me. It’s about keepin’ the legends alive and kickin’.
Hogan: (grinning) You got that right, brother. Here’s to the New Order of Wrestling—and the Hulkster’s new secret weapon.
Narrator: As Hogan rinses out his glass, a spark of excitement glimmers in his eye. JCJ’s telomerase smoothie might just be the key to bringing the Hulkster back to his prime—or at least keeping him in the game a little longer. For now, the legend of Hulkamania lives on, one sip at a time.
Scene: A rustic farmhouse in Saskatchewan, overlooking sprawling fields. Bret “The Hitman” Hart sits at a wooden table with a steaming cup of coffee, wearing his signature sunglasses. Across from him sits Brock Lesnar, casually dressed in flannel, arms crossed, listening intently. The conversation takes a strange turn as Bret discusses his latest “innovative” idea.
Bret Hart: (leaning forward) Brock, hear me out. I’ve been thinking about ways to stay in peak condition, even as we get older. You know, like those ancient remedies that sound crazy but actually work.
Brock Lesnar: (raising an eyebrow) Alright, Hitman. What’s this about?
Bret: (gesturing with his hands) Amniotic fluid, Brock. It’s full of nutrients, growth factors, all kinds of regenerative properties. I’m talking about bathing in it, maybe even drinking it.
Brock: (leaning back, skeptical) You’re serious?
Bret: Dead serious. Think about it—new life starts in that stuff. It’s like nature’s ultimate energy drink. And with all the animals you’ve got on your farm, it’s a goldmine.
Brock: (smirking) You want me to start harvesting amniotic fluid from my animals?
Bret: Why not? It’s not like it’s going to waste. When those cows, pigs, or whatever are giving birth, you collect it. Calgary Stampede could be another source—tons of animals giving birth there every year.
Brock: (laughing) You think I’m gonna run around during calving season with a bucket?
Bret: (grinning) Hey, I’m not saying it’s glamorous, but if it works, it could be revolutionary. Imagine the benefits—faster recovery, better joint health, even anti-aging.
Brock: (shaking his head, still amused) And you’re planning to bathe in it?
Bret: (nodding) Bathe, drink it, maybe even use it in protein shakes. Look, Brock, you know as well as I do that staying in top shape takes more than just working out. It’s about finding every edge you can.
Brock: (serious now) You really believe in this?
Bret: (leaning back) I do. I’ve done my research. And if it’s good enough for newborns, why not us?
Brock: (after a pause) Alright, Hitman. I’ll think about it. But if you show up here with a kiddie pool and a ladle, we’re gonna have a problem.
Bret: (laughing) Deal. Just keep an open mind, Brock. This could be the next big thing.
Narrator: As the two legends share a laugh, Bret’s unconventional idea lingers in the air. Whether it’s brilliance or madness, only time—and perhaps a few buckets of amniotic fluid—will tell. For now, the farm animals of Saskatchewan remain blissfully unaware of their potential contribution to wrestling history.
But, wait, there is MORE:
Electroculture healing
Healing frequency music
Healing Through Oral Vitamin C Water, also use a vitamin C shower filter
Orgonite Healing. through pyramids and Orgonite blankets
also Healing Crystals
A hyperbaric mask
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What Is a NAD Supplement?
First, let’s explain what NAD is and why it matters as you age. NAD, short for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide, is a substance that’s everywhere in our bodies. It functions as a coenzyme, or an assistant that helps enzymes in the body do important jobs like repairing damaged DNA, keeping your body clock in sync, and converting food into energy