United World Election

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We have not time to play Fascist vs Zionist again in a third world war.

There are 3 armies with 200 million men, the Chinese, the Indians and the Islamic Sphere

u can always vote for yourself, remember that

Title: The Seven-Year Reign

In a world collapsing under compound usury debt, Joseph C. Jukic rose like a reformer from the digital wilderness — a visionary who promised not another empire of gold, but a jubilee of freedom. His platform was simple but world-shaking: liberate humanity from the chains of interest.

Economists laughed at first, but the people did not. They saw in Joe a man unafraid to speak of debt forgiveness as divine justice, not fiscal heresy. In his speeches he called compound interest “the quiet slavery of the modern age,” and vowed that within seven years, he would dismantle it — restoring balance between capital and creation.

The world watched as his movement, called The Jubilee Republic, spread from the old financial capitals to every corner of the earth. Nations began canceling debts, rewriting contracts, and rediscovering ancient law: “You shall proclaim liberty throughout the land.”

But Joe’s plan had a twist — a final act of humility and trust.
He announced that in the eighth year, he would step down, giving the reins to his wife, the luminous Nelly, to continue the mission. “If the people choose her,” Joe said, “then love itself will govern. If they choose another, let the world be tested by its own reflection.”

Rumors swirled that Tom Cruise, reborn as a populist technocrat, would challenge Nelly in the world election. Some saw it as destiny — Hollywood versus Heaven. Others saw the coming vote as a referendum on the soul of humanity itself.

Joe, calm as ever, just smiled.
“Even if the stars fall,” he said, “the debt will not rise again.”

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  1. United Nations Global Pollinator Protection Plan (UPPP)

    Adopted by the United Nations
    In cooperation with the Food and Agriculture Organization and World Health Organization

    1. Emergency Recognition

    The UN declares a Global Pollinator Emergency due to large declines in honey bee populations caused by:

    pesticides

    habitat loss

    parasites

    climate change

    industrial agriculture

    Honey bees and other pollinators support about one-third of global food production.

    Pillar 1: Global Pesticide Reform

    The UN will coordinate an international phase-out of bee-killing pesticides such as neonicotinoids.

    Actions:

    • Ban the most harmful pesticides within 5 years
    • Fund research into safer pest control
    • Promote natural farming techniques

    Lead agencies:

    Food and Agriculture Organization

    United Nations Environment Programme

    Pillar 2: Global Pollinator Habitat Network

    Countries will commit to restoring pollinator corridors across continents.

    Goals by 2035:

    • Restore 50 million hectares of flowering habitat
    • Plant wildflower corridors along highways, railways, and farmland
    • Convert unused government land into pollinator reserves

    Cities will create urban bee gardens and rooftop habitats.

    Pillar 3: Support for Beekeepers

    The UN will launch a Global Beekeeper Fund.

    Programs include:

    • grants for small beekeepers
    • insurance against colony collapse
    • training programs in sustainable beekeeping

    Partner organizations:

    International Federation of Beekeepers’ Associations

    Pillar 4: Global Parasite and Disease Control

    The biggest parasite threat is the Varroa mite.

    Actions:

    • international monitoring system
    • rapid response labs
    • breeding of mite-resistant bee strains

    Research collaboration with universities worldwide.

    Pillar 5: Climate Protection for Pollinators

    Climate change disrupts plant blooming cycles and bee migration.

    The UN will:

    • integrate pollinators into climate agreements
    • protect climate-stable ecosystems
    • fund drought-resistant flowering crops

    Framework tied to the Paris Agreement on Climate Change.

    Pillar 6: Global Public Campaign

    A worldwide campaign called:

    “Plant for Pollinators.”

    Encourages citizens to:

    • plant flowers
    • reduce lawn mowing
    • avoid chemical pesticides
    • support local honey producers

    This campaign will be supported by:

    UNESCO

    World Wildlife Fund

    Pillar 7: Global Pollinator Monitoring System

    Using satellites, sensors, and citizen science apps, the UN will track pollinator health globally.

    Data will be shared through a new platform:

    Global Pollinator Observatory

    Run by:

    United Nations Environment Programme.

    Funding

    Estimated global budget:

    $12–15 billion per year

    Funding sources:

    • UN member state contributions
    • agricultural transition funds
    • biodiversity programs
    • private sector agriculture partnerships

    Expected Results by 2040

    • global honey bee populations stabilized
    • pollinator biodiversity restored
    • food production protected
    • reduced pesticide dependence

  2. In the middle of the heated debate about robot bees and carbon taxes, rapper and activist Immortal Technique suddenly jumps into the conversation, visibly furious.

    Immortal Technique:
    “Hold up. Hold up. You’re telling me the solution to saving the planet is replacing the bees that already exist? The bees that do the job for free? Regular honeybees pollinate the food that keeps billions alive. And instead of protecting them, you want to build mechanical ones and then tax the air people breathe?”

    He turns toward Bill Gates.

    Immortal Technique:
    “This is exactly what I warned about years ago. Go listen to my song Rich Man’s World. I said the rich would monetize everything — land, water, food, even the air. Now you’re talking about a carbon tax on people exhaling? That’s dystopian.”

    Gates calmly adjusts his glasses.

    Bill Gates:
    “Let’s be realistic. Climate policy requires revenue streams. A small carbon tax applied universally could fund innovation — including robotic pollinators.”

    Technique slams his hand on the table.

    Immortal Technique:
    “You don’t innovate by letting nature die and replacing it with machines owned by billionaires. Bees don’t send invoices. They don’t charge licensing fees. They don’t belong to a corporation.”

    He points around the room.

    Immortal Technique:
    “The solution isn’t mechanical bees. The solution is protecting ecosystems so the real bees survive. Stop poisoning them with pesticides. Stop destroying their habitat. Stop turning the whole planet into a marketplace.”

    He shakes his head.

    Immortal Technique:
    “Because once you start charging rent for the air people breathe… my lyrics stop sounding like music and start sounding like a prophecy.” 🐝

  3. The chamber of the United World Assembly is silent after the presentation.

    On the giant screen behind the podium, the words glow:

    “THE 5-YEAR GLOBAL MECHANICAL BEE INITIATIVE — PRESIDENT KANYE WEST.”

    Delegates whisper nervously. The plan promises billions of tiny robotic pollinators to replace collapsing bee populations.

    At the front of the chamber, Angelina Jolie suddenly stands.

    Her voice shakes.

    “Mr. President… please…”

    At the podium, Kanye West adjusts the microphone, calm and confident.

    “Angelina, this is innovation. Humanity moves forward.”

    But Angelina’s composure collapses.

    Tears stream down her face.

    “I’m not insane,” she says, trembling. “People keep saying that when someone asks the world to slow down.”

    She looks around the enormous chamber of diplomats and billionaires.

    “I had no friends in this system. None. Not until Nelly Furtado and Joe helped me believe something different was possible.”

    Her voice cracks.

    “A world government for the people… and by the people.”

    The room grows quiet.

    Angelina grips the podium as if trying not to fall.

    “Please, President West… listen to me.”

    She gestures helplessly toward the giant hologram of metallic bees buzzing over digital crops.

    “We don’t need this.”

    Her breathing becomes ragged.

    “We already have pollinators. Free ones. Living ones.”

    She points upward as if the sky itself were evidence.

    “God already built them.”

    A few delegates shift uncomfortably.

    Angelina’s composure finally shatters.

    She drops to her knees on the marble floor.

    “Please… let’s save the real bees instead of replacing them.”

    Her body shakes with anxiety.

    “The future you’re describing… it terrifies me.”

    Overwhelmed, she curls into the fetal position beside the podium, quietly sobbing.

    The chamber freezes.

    Even the drones recording the event hover silently.

    At the podium, Kanye watches her for a long moment.

    His expression is unreadable.

    Finally he speaks softly into the microphone.

    “The world elected me to solve problems.”

    The hologram of mechanical bees hums above him.

    “But maybe,” he says slowly, “the question is whether humanity wants machines to replace nature… or to save it.”

    The room waits.

    Angelina’s quiet crying echoes through the vast hall. 🐝🌍💔

  4. In a quiet hall of the Apostolic Palace, the sharp-eyed and enigmatic Pope Pius XIII sits with a glass of cherry soda and a cigarette, watching the chaos of the modern world unfold on a screen. The election of Kanye West as “World President” has triggered endless commentary—including advice from podcaster Joe Rogan.

    The Pope speaks calmly, but with that unmistakable steel in his voice.

    Pope Pius XIII (Lenny Belardo):
    Joe Rogan is wrong. Completely wrong. The world does not need more drugs, psychedelics, or chemical shortcuts to enlightenment. What Kanye West needs now that he holds such power… is formation.

    Training.
    Prayer.
    Vitamins.
    And above all—humility.

    You cannot govern the world with a mind that is constantly trying to escape itself.

    Aide:
    Holy Father, Rogan says altered consciousness helps leaders see the bigger picture.

    Pope Pius XIII:
    The bigger picture? The saints saw the biggest picture imaginable—and they did it without mushrooms.

    A man responsible for billions of souls should wake early, pray, exercise discipline, and remember he is dust. Not a god.

    Aide:
    So what would you prescribe for President West?

    Pope Pius XIII:
    Very simple.

    Morning prayer.
    Cold water on the face.
    A handful of vitamins.
    Scripture.
    And one daily reminder that power is borrowed from God.

    Because if Kanye West believes he is a prophet without humility… then the world has not elected a president.

    It has crowned an idol.

    Pope Pius XIII leans forward and adds quietly:

    The first lesson for the new World President is this:

    The higher the throne… the deeper the kneeling must be.

  5. In the marble courtyard of the Vatican, cameras from around the world are pointed at a makeshift stage. The newly elected “World President,” Kanye West, has just finished listening to the stern advice of Pope Pius XIII.

    The Pope stands calmly, hands folded.

    Kanye, however, looks furious.

    He grabs a microphone.

    Kanye West:
    Training? Vitamins? Humility?

    Man, the world didn’t elect a monk… they elected a visionary.

    He signals to the speakers. A heavy beat starts pounding through the courtyard.

    Kanye throws a star-spangled cloak over his shoulders—an American flag redesigned with giant corporate logos splashed across it.

    He begins pacing like a performer at a stadium show.

    Kanye (rapping):
    I am a God—
    Not a student in your class.
    Bigger than the Beatles’ past.
    Bigger than kings who came before,
    Bigger than prophets at the door.

    The crowd murmurs nervously.

    Kanye (pointing outward):
    I’m bigger than John Lennon.
    I’m bigger than Jesus Christ.

    Gasps ripple through the plaza.

    Kanye spreads his arms dramatically.

    Kanye:
    World President speaking!

    Everybody—
    Take a knee!

    Bow down!

    Some of the assembled politicians look at each other awkwardly. A few cameras cut away.

    The Young Pope watches silently, his expression unreadable.

    Finally, Pope Pius XIII steps forward.

    He does not shout.

    He simply says:

    Pope Pius XIII:
    A man who demands the world kneel… has already forgotten how to stand.

    The courtyard falls quiet as the music fades, leaving the strange clash of spectacle and silence hanging in the air.

  6. From my point of view, when I read Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler by Antony C. Sutton, it made me look at the 20th century very differently.

    Sutton writes about how major Western corporations and financial institutions had business ties with German industry during the years when Adolf Hitler was rising to power. When I read that, I start thinking about how global finance, politics, and war often intersect in ways ordinary people never see.

    To me, one of the most powerful families shaping that era was the Rockefeller family, the oil dynasty behind Standard Oil. Their influence reached across energy, banking, and diplomacy.

    Then after the catastrophe of World War II, the world tried to build something new: the United Nations. The headquarters sits in New York City, on land donated by John D. Rockefeller Jr..

    But the way I see it, whatever powerful people did behind the scenes, something else happened too: ordinary soldiers bled to defeat tyranny and build a world where nations could at least try to settle disputes without another global war. Those soldiers fought under the banner of the free world, and many of them died believing they were helping build a more peaceful international order.

    That’s why I think it would be foolish to simply throw away the idea of the United Nations. Imperfect as it is, people sacrificed their lives in the hope that humanity could build institutions that prevent another world war.

    When I think about it, I remember a line from Book of Isaiah, Isaiah 11:12, where the prophet says God “will raise a banner for the nations and gather the scattered people of the earth.”

    To me, that image of a banner raised for the nations feels symbolic. Whether you’re religious or not, the idea that humanity could gather under a common banner to seek peace is powerful.

    So when I look at the blue flag of the United Nations, I don’t just see geopolitics. I see the hope that after all the bloodshed of the 20th century, the nations of the world might finally learn to live together without destroying each other. 🌍🕊️

  7. Angelina Jolie stepped forward, her voice calm but intense, as the room buzzed with arguments about power, technology, and control. She raised her hand gently, asking everyone to listen.

    “Everyone keeps talking about domination, control, mechanical bees, carbon taxes, and secret weapons,” she said. “But you’re missing something important.”

    She pulled out an old page she had printed and read slowly.

    “The aim of the Illuminatus is to make of the human race, without any distinction of nation, condition, or profession, one good and happy family.”

    Angelina looked around the room.

    “Think about that for a moment,” she continued. “If humanity ever forms a world community, it should not be built on fear, surveillance, or machines replacing nature. It should be built on compassion.”

    She turned toward the others.

    “Why are we talking about mechanical bees when the real miracle already exists? Real bees pollinate the Earth for free. They sustain life. They are part of the family of creation.”

    Her voice softened.

    “If the goal is truly one human family, then the first rule should be simple: protect life—human life, animal life, and the ecosystems that make this planet livable.”

    Angelina folded the paper.

    “A united world should look less like a corporation… and more like a family dinner table where everyone has a seat.”

    She paused.

    “And families take care of their home. That means saving the bees, not replacing them.” 🐝🌍

  8. Solid Snake stepped out of the shadows, his gravel-worn voice cutting through the tension in the room.

    He looked straight at Angelina.

    “Angelina… I heard the rumors,” he said quietly. “They’re saying you already filed your last will and testament.”

    He shook his head.

    “Don’t do that. Not yet.”

    Snake tapped a small encrypted communicator on his wrist.

    “I’m working a different angle. There are things buried in old government vaults—research from the Apollo Program era. Back when John F. Kennedy pushed humanity to the Moon, the space program didn’t just build rockets. They studied radiation, extreme medicine, survival biology… things ordinary hospitals never see.”

    He leaned closer, lowering his voice.

    “Some people call it ‘space force medicine.’ Treatments designed to keep astronauts alive in the harshest environments imaginable.”

    Snake sighed.

    “And a lot of it got locked away behind the usual walls of secrecy.”

    He looked around the room, clearly frustrated.

    “I’m trying to break that old secret-society code of silence. If knowledge exists that can save lives, it shouldn’t sit in a classified archive.”

    Then he turned back to Angelina.

    “So stay alive a little longer,” Snake said firmly. “Give me time to dig it out.”

    He glanced upward for a moment and added quietly:

    “Psalm 133 says how good it is when brothers dwell together in unity. Maybe medicine should work the same way—shared, not hidden.”

    Snake adjusted his bandana.

    “Because if we can break the silence… maybe nobody has to wait until some far-off date for help.”

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