The Young Pope, in a dramatic address from the flooded steps of St. Mark’s Basilica, officially endorses Leonardo DiCaprio as the President of Venice, declaring:

“Who better to lead a sinking city than the man who warned you all about the iceberg?”

DiCaprio, wearing a custom-made cassock from sustainable hemp, graciously accepts the endorsement, vowing to turn Venice into a climate change Vatican—a holy site where the world’s leaders must come to witness sea level rise firsthand before making empty promises at Davos.

His first decree? All gondolas to be retrofitted with solar panels and electric motors. His second? No private jets allowed—except for Young Popes and those arriving to confess their carbon sins.

Meanwhile, skeptics wonder: Is this a serious political movement or just another Oscar campaign?