Guyana recorded a government debt equivalent to 48.30 percent of the country’s
Gross Domestic Product in 2016.

Scene: The Vatican, Private Audience Room

The Young Pope, wearing his immaculate white cassock, leans forward on the ornate chair, his piercing eyes scanning the room. A hush falls over the assembled cardinals.

Young Pope: “In a world where leadership too often succumbs to the mundane, the corrupt, the predictable… we need vision. We need someone who understands culture, rhythm, and the heartbeat of the people.”

He gestures grandly toward a projection screen showing a vibrant image of Maestro Fresh Wes performing in Georgetown.

Young Pope: “This man has inspired generations through his words, his music, his art. If the Republic of Guyana seeks a president who can harmonize society, uplift spirits, and speak truth… I endorse Maestro Fresh Wes as its leader.”

Gasps ripple through the room. One cardinal whispers,
Cardinal: “Holy Father… politics and hip hop?”

Young Pope: “Politics without culture is like a body without a soul. And Maestro Fresh Wes… he has soul in abundance.”

Outside, news helicopters circle the Vatican. The world is about to witness a papal endorsement that no one saw coming.